" Thousands of words of a teacher dnt hrt but a silence of a frnd in examination hall brings tears into eyes
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agar question paper tough lagy
ya samjh main na aaye to
ek gahri sans lo or zor se chillawo
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" kameno " ager fail hi krna tha to exam kyun le rahe ho
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father :- y hv u got less mark in history paper"
son :- it is nt my fault, they asked a question
which had happened befor i was born
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Height of innocence
kid (on phone) :- madam my son will not come school today!
madam :- who r u?
kid :- my papa speaking !!
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Teacher to student :- Art ki copy main train bnawo !
main 5 min main aati hu
Teacher :- 10 min k baad aa kr boli train dikhawo !
student :- aap late ho gyi train 5 min phele hi chali gyi !!
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Najomi boy ka hath dekh kr bolo : baita tm pahut parhogy !
boy :- par to main 12 saal se raha hu ye btawo pass kb honga
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2 student raat main parthy howy !
1 whats the time?
2 wale ne pather uta kr samne wale ghar main mara !
1 aurat nikali or boli
"" kameno "" ab to so jawo raat k 3 baj gye hai !
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IN BIOLOGY PRACTICAL
Examiner :- tell the name of this bird by only seeing it's legs !
student :- i cnt say
Examiner :- u r fail , what is ur name?
student :- see my legs and tell my name !
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Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai
Ki wo ghar ke sare :-
.Chappal !
Wiper !
Jharu !
Belts !
Wires !
Bat !
&
Pipes !
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Chupa lain
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Kionky result any mai sirf 2 din rah gaye
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University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain?
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Ans: Sirf 4 :-
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1- Mairi wali
2- Tairi wali
3- Mairi bhabhi
4- Tairi bhabhi
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HEIGHT OF HONESTY….?
" Sitting in Examination Hall !
Opening the chit !
Memorizing the answers And !
Then writing without seeing chit "
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Teacher :- Es Mohawary ko estimal karo
"Mun mai Pani aana"
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Sardar Student :- Jaise hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke chalo kia,
mere mun mai pani aagia"
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Students were asked to write a "Sign Board" for traffic for University gate;
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They wrote: "Drive carefully, don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Sir! Ammi abbu lar rahay tay eslie
Teacher: Ammi Abbu lar rahy tay tu tum kion late aye??
Student: Maira 1 joota ammi ke pas tha owr 1 abbu ke pas
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"New Exam Song"
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Tu paper paper karti hai !
Tu result se kion darti hai !
Ek bar mujhe batla de tu !
Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai
Kia hota hai paper mai
Paper ka laga don dhair
Mai parish kardon paperon ki
Ju tu ho jaye mairi
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Son: Papa Good News hai
Father: Kia?
Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy?
Father: Han
Son: Apke 5000 bach gaye
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