It's Time To Laugh

Santa dialled a phone number, A computerized female voice said.

"aapke pass paryapt balance nahi hai - kirpya aapna mobile recharge kare"

santa :- Bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaffi hai...

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A father was teaching the spelling of word "ASSASSINATION"

He says ek gadha (ASS) ,

USPAR EK OR GADHA (ASS)

JISPAR MAIN(I)

AUR MUJH PAR SARA DESH (NATION)

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EK AADMI AAPNE AAP ME KEHTA HUE JA RAHA THA KI AISI JINDAGI

SE TOH MAUT ACCHI.

ACHANAK YAMRAJ AA GAYA AUR BOLA " TUMHARI JAAN LENE KA HUKM HAI"

AADMI :- LO BATAO AAB INSAAN JOKES BHI NHI KR SAKTA HAI KYA

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SANTA TO AUTO-DRIVER :- GURUDWARE JAOGE ?

DRIVER :- HAAN BILKUL JAOGE :

SANTA NE JEB SE POLYTHIN NIKALA AUR BULA ;

WAPAS AATE SAMAY MERE LIYE LANGER LETE AANA

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AFTER A BIG ACCIDENT , A MAN WAS CRYING : O GOD !

I HV LOST MY LEFT HAND

SANTA :- CNTRL URSLF MY FRND , DNT CRY SEE THAT MAN HE LOST HIS HEAD , IS HE CRYING ?

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AFTER ROBBING THE BANK , 1 ROBBER TO CLERK : DID U SEE ME ROBBING

CLERK :- YS I SAW U;

ROBBER KILLED HIM AND ASKED TO

THE NEXT CLERK DID U

SECOUND CLERK : NO , BUT MY WIFE SAW U...

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DOCTER EK PATIENT K PICHHE BHAG RHA THA .....

EK AADMI NE PUCHA KYA HUA ?

DOCTER :- ARE YAAR CHAR BAR SE AISA HO RHA

HAI BRAIN K OPRATION K LIYE AATA HAI

OR BAAL KATWA KR CAHA JATA HAI,

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Joke - Sms - Shayari

Monday, 30 March 2015