Joke Time

Bhikari :- kuch khane ko dedo,

SANTA :- TAMATAR KAHO,

Bhikari :- Roti dedo,

SANTA :-tamatar kaho,

Bhikari :- chalo tamatar hi de do,

SANTA KI MUMY :- YE TOTLA HAI KAH

RAHA HAI KMA KR KHAO,

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EK POLICE INSPECTOR K GHR CHORI HO GYI

WIFE :- utho ji , ghar main chori ho rahi h,

POLICE INSPECTOR :- MUJHKO SONE DO MAIN ABHI DUTY PR NHI HU,

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Nurse to patient with bleeding head : ur name

patient :- raju

nurse :- whats ur birthday

patient :- 1 feb

nurse :- r u married?

patient :- no no , it was a car accident

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FATHER :- Beta zara aapna mobile dena 1 min

son :- 1 min mob on kr lu

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ye lo dad on ho gya

dad :- chor sirf time bta de

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EK LADKA BLOOD BANK MEIN :- SISTER MUJHE EK

BOTAL KHOON DE DO

SISTER :- BLOOD GROUP BATAWO

LADKA :- KOI BHI CHALEGA

SISTER :- KAISE

LADKA :- MUJHKO LOVE LETTER LIKHNA HAI

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5 YR OLD BOY :- I LUV U MOM

MOM :- AWW ! I LUV U TO

16 YR OLD BOY :- I LUV U MOM

MOM :- SRY ! I HV NO MONEY.

25 YR OLD BOY :- I LUV U MOM

MOM :- HMM... KAUN HAI WO ,

KAHAN RAHTI HAI

MORAL :- MAA SB JANTI HAI

BUT THE BEST IS

35 YR OLD MAN :- I LUV U MOM

MOM :- BETA MAINE PHELE HI KHA THA .......

US KAMINI SE SHADI MT KARNA

AND THE LAST ONE..........

55 YR OLD MAN :- I LUV U MOM

MOM :- MAIN KISI BHI PAPER PR SIGN NAHI KARONGI..

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BANK MAIN CUSTOMER NE CHEQUE DETE HUE POOCHHA

KI " MADAM YE KITNE DINE MAIN CLEAR HO JAYGA "

MADAM :- KAM SE KAM 2-3 DIN LANGEGE,

CUSTOMER :- LEKIN MADAM ITNA TIME KYUN LAGEGA?

JIS BANK KA CHEQUE MAINE DALA HAI WOH TO SMNE WALI

BUILDING MAIN HI HAI

MADAM :- SIR MAIN AAPKO KAISE SAMJHUN , PROCEDURE TO

FOLLOW KRNA PADEGA.

MAAN LIJYE AAP SAMSAN K SAMNE MAR JAATE HAI

TO GHAR WALE AAPKI LAS KO GHAR LE JAYENGE YA

WAHIN SAAMNE NIPTA DENGE..

BOLIYE?

CUSTOMER BEHOSH !

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LADKA LADKI SE

MERE PASS MERE DOST JAISI CAR NHI HAI

PAR TMKO PALKON PE BAITHA K GHOMANNGA

US K JAISA GHAR NHI HAI

PR TMKO DIL MAIN RAKHONGA

US K JITNA PAISA NHI HAI

PAR TMHAIN MAJDOORI KR K KHILONGA

AUR KYA CHAHIYE TMHEIN?????

LADKI :-

BS KR PAGLE AB RULAYEGA KYA .....?

CHAL AAPNE DOST KA NUMBER DE...........